steven-stoned:

OH MY FUCKING GOD OKAY I WAS IN MY BIOLOGY LESSON JUST NOW AND WE WERE LEARNING ABOUT PLANT SEX ORGANS AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT CUCUMBERS AND WE MADE OUR TEACHER TYPE “WHAT SEX ARE CUCUMBERS?” INTO GOOGLE AN D SHE CLICKED ON THE FIRST LINK WITHOUT THINKING AND IT WAS A FUCKING GALLERY OF IMAGES OF SEXUAL PENETRATION USING CUCUMBERS AN D SHE SCREAMED AND SHE WAS TRYING TO GET I T OFF THE SCREEN AND I WAS FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

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ostracizedpoodle:

who am i shaving for

(via jesussbabymomma)

psyshocks:

sometimes when i drop something i’ll just stand there and groan until someone picks it up for me

(Source: sfux, via stopbeingfucks)

thecompanionsdoctor:

My week is basically:

• Monday
• Monday #2
• Monday #3
• Monday #4
• Friday
• Saturday
• Pre-Monday

(via shinebrightlikeashutup)

circumcising:

obeyfuzums:

circumcising:

me when cute boys talk to me 

When cute boys talk to me:
•they dont

more for me

(via obamadontcare)

harryeds:

vanessa hudgens wears flower crowns and cool sandals and crop tops and goes to music festivals with her hot boyfriend that is how i want to live

(via fake-mermaid)